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http://grooveshark.com/#!/playlist/Daft ... s/86439304

Sucks skipfuls of donkey cawk, but has one decent song, that sounds like this before they run it through a computer.



GET SOME FUCKING METAL DOWN YOU, FAGGIT.



Of course, I respect that everyone has different tastes in music etc etc etc. However, any album that doesn't have titties and vikings in the cover artwork isn't actually music. It's pathetic mewling shit.

Metalz is for glories and shiz.





It's like manmode music, proper melodies without the pussyfooting around you get with synths and stuff (except for the song pussyfoot by sikth, though that's not really synths sikth are just weird). Of course these examples are to support john's point, and not what I would consider raw manmode aggression, that trophy currently resides with Gojira for me (for once the french did something good). The point is be a man, not a Winkle (If you are a member of the band Gojira that's a snail, otherwise it's just Carl Winkle) and eat some metal for breakfast and lunch, but make sure you have a proper balanced meal for tea as eating iron will give you heavy metal poisoning. Just remember the following facts:

- Waking up to thrash metal in the morning has been scientifically proven to increase facial hair growth (in men and women) by 75%
- Men who listen to trance music are 29% more likely to suffer from impotence, while men who listen to justin beiber are not aplicable because they left their balls in their mother's womb
- Guitar players finger better
- Listening to metal will make you strong enough to fight bears and shit
- Christopher Lee is the lead singer for an operatic metal band, so therefore metal has greater celebrities than all other types of music
- Christopher Lee fought for the special forces, so in extension metal makes you a bad-ass soldier person
- Christopher Lee was Saruman, Douku and Dracula, which means metal gives you powers
-The last two facts about Christopher Lee actually bare no relevance to listening to metal
-48.72051% of all statistics are made up



P.S. Before people yell about Dio, I prefer Killswitch's version of holy diver.

People have different musical tastes! I love this music, you probably don't

Woo songs you like but nobody else likes, I love this time:

pretty cool new album - also music I likez

You all like shit music btw lol

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