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 Guild accident book 
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Post Guild accident book
Post in here if you have an accident so other people can laugh at you.

>Leave spatula in pan after cooking
>Forget to turn off stove
>Enjoy delicious eggs and syrup
>Go to clean dishes afterwards
>Hot water running
>Grab spatula
>Spatula leaves my hand with the force of a thousand suns
>Immediately put hand under running water
>Forget that the water is really hot
>Punch counter with non-burned hand due to pain
>Really fucking hurts.


Total damage - 1 Burnt Hand, 1 Sore as fuck hand, 1 Broken Window, and 1 Missing Spatula.

Man...those eggs were delicious.

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August 8th, 2012, 3:49
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Epic fail.

I dont do such nonsense


August 8th, 2012, 11:48
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i met u


August 8th, 2012, 12:34
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How is the broken window related to all this?

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August 9th, 2012, 3:25
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Well I threw it with the force of a thousand suns and the window was in the way...

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August 9th, 2012, 20:26
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Can't even make eggs without a mishap, such a failure.


September 13th, 2012, 0:31
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Luxxy wrote:
Can't even make eggs without a mishap, such a failure.


Fuck you they were gorgeous.

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