So i ask in GC what toppings to get on a pizza..

Spinach, Pepperoni, Mushroom and Cheese are chosen.. I dub this the frenzy

I call the pizza place, ask for a frenzy "what is a frenzy? order from the menu man"

Pizza gets ordered.. i go for a 12 inch because i like 12 inch.. Delivery time expires.. I call and request my 'goddamn frenzy'

Pizza arrives


It's 16 inch not 12 inch, i get it free because it is late


THERE IS A GOD AND HE IS JUST

Raptor Jesus works in mysterious ways

That actually looks delicious.

To qualify as a 'Frenzy' the pizza has to be as greasy as Astelia and take a month and 300 tries to finish without munching on the cardboard or choking on the plastic bit, followed by an ecstatic newspost.

and a dramatic exit of the main tomato sauce spreader on the last attempt