Nylie's shit at keeping up with his tip of the day, so let's see if i can do better with this...

Did you know that a duck's penis is coiled and he shoots it into the female duck's vagina (which is almost like a maze so she can't get pregnant if another animal tries to rape her) like one of the party horn things

Yes I did.

No i did not fucking know that.

Spoiler - might ruin your childhood (though most of you are old enough for it to not affect you, lolyou'reold)