Dear Frenzians and visitors,

I have decided that goals such as "Get some heroic Firelands kills before the next tier of content hits." Or "Go to college." are to simple and uninspiring.

For a long time I have wondered what to do with my life, considered all sorts of things. Some virtuous, others just retarded. Today I've finally come to the conclusion, the goal that is truely challenging to achieve, is capable of inspiring anyone and will make Soren infertile.

My goal is to become God.

How I am going to achieve that? I am not yet certain about that part myself. Which is why, from this day forth, I'll make weekly blogs about how my trip to becoming God is getting along.

Any suggestions and help would be appreciated.

Do not think of this as something I made to fill the void that is my infinite boredom. Or that this will become my personal thread to make fun of guildmembers in whatever manner I can think of.

Never before have I truely made a decision like this, and I aim to achieve it within this lifetime.

Thanks,

Erik.

eat lots of religious people and soak up their faith until your fait reaches such a level that you become a faith itself, and essentially god.

Stardate *05072011*

Let's start this first Blog portraying my road to becoming God by looking at the definition of God.



Some of the principals of 'God' are easier to achieve than others.


This one for instance. Of course you're all thinking "But Erik, you already fit this description.".

No, I don't. To some I may already be a being of unachieveable perfection, but that does not actually mean I've reached perfection and omnipotence. And I am not yet worshipped by enough people.

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More important than a google definition of the noun 'God' is my own definition and what I am aim to achieve.

I do not aim to simply be an image of perfection, an idol or a powerful ruler. I need to actually reach perfection and omnipotence to reach my goal. I need to be worshipped by literally dozens of people before I can be a true God.

And we all know this is already the case, so we don't have to discuss that one any further.

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This is theoretically possible Emmerik, however, until I've become God I am still bound by law and simple human beliefs. This method is definitely an option and worth trying, and one I may resort to if absolutely necessairy. However I aim to keep it legal, at least until I've gathered a decent following.


Thanks for making these first steps towards becoming God with me,

Erik.

~Expect the next blog later this week.~

I hear Black & White is the shit when you want to be God.

Also what's this about making me infertile? It sounds awesome

I Support you Erik ! no matter what i takes.

/Ben

This is blasphemy, literally. And madness.

if you really want to achieve this goal...

a very easy way to do this is to become a solipsist

... job done

kkthxbai

Madness?

THIS.

IS.

FRENZY!

Brilliant!!!!!